May 21, 2012   1 note

“ I think Zuck Markerberg is a better name for a young billionaire. ”

May 21, 2012

kaymck asked: Is there any way you could actually find out if the Queen has had KD? For that matter, what about William, and Harry and Charles? This is gonna stick in my brain forever...

Hmmm. Good question. Apparently her chef is sworn to secrecy. This is the best answer I could find.

May 8, 2012

“ I liked Pinterest better when it was called “Google Image Search. ”

Me

May 8, 2012

“ You’re listening to the radio through your PHONE?!? When I was your age I had a shovel, and I dug a hole. ”

Old man I just met

May 5, 2012

“ Just realized that at 32, everyone on the internet is younger than me. ”

Justin Jackson

(Source: justinjackson.ca)

April 29, 2012   2 notes

adampatterson:

Bike Messengers Gone Wild! (by sylvandude)

April 22, 2012   254 notes
April 17, 2012

New project

If you’re interested in my new project, here’s the secret sign-up link.

April 14, 2012   3 notes

“ I learned something today. Not from my teacher… from my brain. ”

Marty, my 6 year old (via stuffmartysaid)

(Source: twitter.com, via stuffmartysaid)

April 1, 2012   2 notes

“ I just imagined something in my head: it’s dad, but his nipples are guns. ”

Marty, my 6 year old

(Source: twitter.com, via stuffmartysaid)

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